I AM THE LAW

You know you have a bad team when: The Front Office and Team Owners have to conduct weekly "who's in jail this week" meetings so you know who can play in the games.

Jiggle it this way and I'll slide it to the left then......

You know you have a bad ball team when: The players are helping their teammates adjust their "protective cup" by using the team's baseball bats to "swing it" into position.

Tony Romo threw the ball and it.......and it....ouch!

You know you have a bad team when: Tony Romo throws a simple floater and it still gets intercepted. Tony just loves to choke at playoff time.

Gripe, Moan, Groan, and then wipe.

You know you have a bad team when: Your team is so bad that they remind you of a laxative with a warning label that says, "be seated before using" because of all of the crap that's about to come out!