Jiggle it this way and I'll slide it to the left then......

You know you have a bad ball team when: The players are helping their teammates adjust their "protective cup" by using the team's baseball bats to "swing it" into position.

Chicago Cubs and PSU......together......in Harmony!

You know you have a bad baseball team when: A little league ball player comes over to his coach and asks if he can tell him a joke. The conversation goes like this: Ball player: "Coach, what does the Chicago Cubs and Penn State football have in common?" Coach: "I dunno little Jimmy.....what?" Ballplayer: "The Chicago Cubs and PSU will not being seeing the Post Season any time soon."

Take my picture or shake my hand!

You know you have a bad baseball team when: It's player photo opportunity day at the ballpark where you can shake hands with your favorite ballplayer and get a picture taken with them. However things don't look so promising for the ballplayers when all the fans want their picture taken with the team mascot instead of the ballplayers!

And the CHICAGO CUBS win.......eh.....or something

You know you have a bad baseball team when: Home team announcers make these kind of remarks- What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series?  No Cubs.  ~Harry Caray

"Excuse me sir but you dropped your balls"

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BAD BASEBALL TEAM WHEN: The players from last year's team report to spring training and over half the players had a sex change in the off-season.

"What's that Timmy? You say you're 5/5 at batting in the first inning!"

You know you have a bad baseball team when: You're losing 24-0 after the first half of the first inning! I guess Al Travers can relate to that one in a way.

"And it bounces off of his head and over the wall!"

You know you have a bad baseball team when: Jose Canseco is hired to be the team manager and a backup player.

Now Serving #13: No hitter frills

You know you have a bad baseball team when #13: Your top pitcher has three no hitters in the last three games that he's pitched. However he's walked 32 batters and beaned 5 more in those 3 games he's pitched.

Now serving #12: Pitchers do it better!

You know you have a bad baseball team when #12: When all of the pitchers have better batting offensive stats than most of the infielders and outfielders who play daily where as the pitcher gets an at bat every fifth game due to the 5-man rotation!

Now Serving #11: Pee in the cup!

You know you have a bad baseball team when #11: The whole ball team, the mascot, the bat-boy, and the teams' radio announcer all get suspended because they all failed their "pee in the cup" drug tests.

Now serving #10: The pinstripes go how far???

You know you have a bad baseball team when #10: Your entire pitching rotation receives invitations to a free "Jenny Craig" trial offer.

Now serving #8: Get your hot nuts here!

You know you have a bad baseball team when #8: The food vendors make more money in a day than what the team does in a week of ticket sales.

Now Serving #7: Topps helps your team improve!

You know you have a bad baseball team when #7: The Topps Company photoshops other player's heads onto the heads of the team's players just so that it will improve the quality of the team's cards.

Now Serving #6: Your Mom

You know you have a bad baseball team when #6: Your mom plays on the same team and leads in almost every offensive category for the team while you're stuck "riding the pine"!

Now Serving #5: Bring on the hits

You know you have a bad baseball team when #5: Your team website has more hits than all of the players combined hits for the last five years.

Now Serving #4: You're never gonna score

You know you have a bad baseball team when #4: The team can seem to only score runs when the player up to bat is "beaned" and the bases are loaded.....that is if they ever manage to get the bases loaded.

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dawgbones said...

How about:You know you have a bad baseball team when: When your Pitcher's uniform consists of a yellow shirt with a single black zig-zag stripe around the bottom!

Now serving #3

You know you have a bad baseball team when #3: When Lindsay Lohan is the team mascot.

Now serving #2

You know you have a bad baseball team when: #2: The team's bat boy who works for free has a higher batting average than those of the players whom you pay to play!

Finally I have escaped!!!

It is with great pleasure that I can say that I have finally escaped from the ever so powerful and clutching mind of the "Big Kahuna" and now I am determined to create something that is going to be so annoying and yet so true.... "You know you have a bad baseball team when"

I know how much the "Big Kahuna" loves baseball ( I know....I was inside of him) and I know how it saddens him to see how some of the MLB teams seem to have little success and no championship pennants while some of the MLB teams minor league farm teams are winning championships pennants and having so much success. Basically what we're looking here for folks are signs of a bad ball team.

You know you have a bad baseball team when: #1. Your team's signals are so bad that Helen Keller steals them.