tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35621766094296836582024-03-05T09:01:40.829-05:00You know you have a bad team when:You know you have a bad team when this happens:The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-34722926594595219452013-10-09T07:52:00.002-04:002013-10-09T07:54:35.514-04:00Now that's a "wrastlin" hold like no other!YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BAD TEAM WHEN: Tony Romo should consider a career in Pro Wrestling because he has used more choke maneuvers than most wrestlers have used in a lifetime!<br />
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<br />The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-36124540827120585612013-07-03T06:17:00.002-04:002013-07-03T06:17:55.319-04:00I AM THE LAWYou know you have a bad team when: The Front Office and Team Owners have to conduct weekly "who's in jail this week" meetings so you know who can play in the games.The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-9382466623731985832013-02-21T07:06:00.003-05:002013-02-21T07:06:55.698-05:00Jiggle it this way and I'll slide it to the left then......You know you have a bad ball team when: The players are helping their teammates adjust their "protective cup" by using the team's baseball bats to "swing it" into position.The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-80314963416163417702012-12-31T00:46:00.000-05:002012-12-31T00:47:14.330-05:00Tony Romo threw the ball and it.......and it....ouch!You know you have a bad team when: Tony Romo throws a simple floater and it still gets intercepted. Tony just loves to choke at playoff time. The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-23638282076235578502012-12-18T07:13:00.001-05:002012-12-18T07:13:54.281-05:00Gripe, Moan, Groan, and then wipe.You know you have a bad team when: Your team is so bad that they remind you of a laxative with a warning label that says, "be seated before using" because of all of the crap that's about to come out!The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-2694187191463399602012-08-02T07:39:00.001-04:002012-08-02T07:42:35.388-04:00Chicago Cubs and PSU......together......in Harmony!<b>You know you have a bad baseball team when:</b> A little league ball player comes over to his coach and asks if he can tell him a joke. The conversation goes like this: Ball player: "Coach, what does the Chicago Cubs and Penn State football have in common?" Coach: "I dunno little Jimmy.....what?" Ballplayer: "The Chicago Cubs and PSU will not being seeing the Post Season any time soon."The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-13781285408732424212012-07-23T07:06:00.001-04:002012-07-23T07:06:42.993-04:00Take my picture or shake my hand!You know you have a bad baseball team when: It's player photo opportunity day at the ballpark where you can shake hands with your favorite ballplayer and get a picture taken with them. However things don't look so promising for the ballplayers when all the fans want their picture taken with the team mascot instead of the ballplayers!The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-90112856195822261372012-07-06T07:03:00.001-04:002012-07-06T07:04:13.019-04:00And the CHICAGO CUBS win.......eh.....or somethingYou know you have a bad baseball team when: Home team announcers make these kind of remarks- <span style="font-family: georgia,bookman old style,palatino linotype,book antiqua,palatino,trebuchet ms,helvetica,garamond,sans-serif,arial,verdana,avante garde,century gothic,comic sans ms,times,times new roman,serif;">What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No Cubs. ~Harry Caray</span><br />
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However he's walked 32 batters and beaned 5 more in those 3 games he's pitched.The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-15742778340228126412011-03-17T06:11:00.000-04:002011-03-17T06:11:53.708-04:00Now serving #12: Pitchers do it better!<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-size: large;"><u><i><b>You know you have a bad baseball team when #12:</b></i></u> When all of the pitchers have better batting offensive stats than most of the infielders and outfielders who play daily where as the pitcher gets an at bat every fifth game due to the 5-man rotation!</span>The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-83920340245311953622011-03-14T06:19:00.000-04:002011-03-14T06:19:42.613-04:00Now Serving #11: Pee in the cup!<i><span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: x-large;"><b>You know you have a bad baseball team when #11:</b> The whole ball team, the mascot, the bat-boy, and the teams' radio announcer all get suspended because they all failed their "pee in the cup" drug tests.</span></i>The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-54598860112566535382011-03-10T05:18:00.000-05:002011-03-10T05:18:31.545-05:00Now serving #10: The pinstripes go how far???<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-size: x-large;"><i><b>You know you have a bad baseball team when #10:</b></i> Your entire pitching rotation receives invitations to a free "Jenny Craig" trial offer.</span>The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-23178408452054993662011-03-10T05:11:00.000-05:002011-03-10T05:11:41.136-05:00Now serving #9: Watch them bounce<b style="color: #9fc5e8;"><span style="font-size: large;">You know you have a bad baseball team when #9:</span></b> <i><span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-size: x-large;">Lulu the "Kissing bandit" refuses to even attempt to run after any of the team's ball players and instead goes after the team's mascot.</span></i>The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-23978277616767213752011-03-07T01:18:00.000-05:002011-03-07T01:18:01.058-05:00Now serving #8: Get your hot nuts here!<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #6fa8dc;">You know you have a bad baseball team when #8: <i>The food vendors make more money in a day than what the team does in a week of ticket sales.</i></span></span>The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-74873045181552029612011-03-03T01:22:00.000-05:002011-03-03T01:22:21.420-05:00Now Serving #7: Topps helps your team improve!<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: x-large;">You know you have a bad baseball team when #7: <i>The Topps Company photoshops other player's heads onto the heads of the team's players just so that it will improve the quality of the team's cards.</i></span>The Big Kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01095363692298617029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3562176609429683658.post-19752064510814359242011-03-02T01:22:00.000-05:002011-03-02T01:22:08.434-05:00Now Serving #6: Your Mom<span style="color: #6fa8dc; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;">You know you have a bad baseball team when #6: <i>Your mom plays on the same team and leads in almost every offensive category for the team while you're stuck "riding the pine"! 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