Now that's a "wrastlin" hold like no other!

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BAD TEAM WHEN: Tony Romo should consider a career in Pro Wrestling because he has used more choke maneuvers than most wrestlers have used in a lifetime!

I AM THE LAW

You know you have a bad team when: The Front Office and Team Owners have to conduct weekly "who's in jail this week" meetings so you know who can play in the games.

Jiggle it this way and I'll slide it to the left then......

You know you have a bad ball team when: The players are helping their teammates adjust their "protective cup" by using the team's baseball bats to "swing it" into position.

Tony Romo threw the ball and it.......and it....ouch!

You know you have a bad team when: Tony Romo throws a simple floater and it still gets intercepted. Tony just loves to choke at playoff time.

Gripe, Moan, Groan, and then wipe.

You know you have a bad team when: Your team is so bad that they remind you of a laxative with a warning label that says, "be seated before using" because of all of the crap that's about to come out!

Chicago Cubs and PSU......together......in Harmony!

You know you have a bad baseball team when: A little league ball player comes over to his coach and asks if he can tell him a joke. The conversation goes like this: Ball player: "Coach, what does the Chicago Cubs and Penn State football have in common?" Coach: "I dunno little Jimmy.....what?" Ballplayer: "The Chicago Cubs and PSU will not being seeing the Post Season any time soon."

Take my picture or shake my hand!

You know you have a bad baseball team when: It's player photo opportunity day at the ballpark where you can shake hands with your favorite ballplayer and get a picture taken with them. However things don't look so promising for the ballplayers when all the fans want their picture taken with the team mascot instead of the ballplayers!