But your Honor.......I did not know it was illegal

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BAD BASEBALL TEAM WHEN:  You've made that blockbuster trade to finally get that type of all star caliber powerful player that your team so badly needs. Then a few weeks later the Judge at his trial looks at you and says, "He'll be serving two to four years in the State Penitentiary. Don't worry though as he'll be able to chase plenty of "foul" balls then."