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Thursday, April 28, 2011

"What's that Timmy? You say you're 5/5 at batting in the first inning!"

You know you have a bad baseball team when: You're losing 24-0 after the first half of the first inning! I guess Al Travers can relate to that one in a way.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

R.I.P. Yewri Guillen

Washington Nationals Shortstop Prospect 18 year old Yewri Guillen was laid to rest on Saturday (4/16/2011) due to succumbing  to a strain of bacterial meningitis while playing at the Washington Nationals baseball academy in the Dominican Republic. 18 is much too young. My heart, thoughts, and prayers go out to his family in this time of loss. You are safe at home now Yewri in the arms of the Angels.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

"And it bounces off of his head and over the wall!"

You know you have a bad baseball team when: Jose Canseco is hired to be the team manager and a backup player.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Now serving #14: Sale of the week

You know you have a bad baseball team when #14: Your Team Store has all of it's items marked on sale at 65% off and that was just on the opening day of the baseball season.

Now Serving #13: No hitter frills

You know you have a bad baseball team when #13: Your top pitcher has three no hitters in the last three games that he's pitched. However he's walked 32 batters and beaned 5 more in those 3 games he's pitched.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Now serving #12: Pitchers do it better!

You know you have a bad baseball team when #12: When all of the pitchers have better batting offensive stats than most of the infielders and outfielders who play daily where as the pitcher gets an at bat every fifth game due to the 5-man rotation!

Monday, March 14, 2011

Now Serving #11: Pee in the cup!

You know you have a bad baseball team when #11: The whole ball team, the mascot, the bat-boy, and the teams' radio announcer all get suspended because they all failed their "pee in the cup" drug tests.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Now serving #10: The pinstripes go how far???

You know you have a bad baseball team when #10: Your entire pitching rotation receives invitations to a free "Jenny Craig" trial offer.

Now serving #9: Watch them bounce

You know you have a bad baseball team when #9: Lulu the "Kissing bandit" refuses to even attempt to run after any of the team's ball players and instead goes after the team's mascot.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Now serving #8: Get your hot nuts here!

You know you have a bad baseball team when #8: The food vendors make more money in a day than what the team does in a week of ticket sales.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Now Serving #7: Topps helps your team improve!

You know you have a bad baseball team when #7: The Topps Company photoshops other player's heads onto the heads of the team's players just so that it will improve the quality of the team's cards.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Now Serving #6: Your Mom

You know you have a bad baseball team when #6: Your mom plays on the same team and leads in almost every offensive category for the team while you're stuck "riding the pine"!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Now Serving #5: Bring on the hits

You know you have a bad baseball team when #5: Your team website has more hits than all of the players combined hits for the last five years.

Now Serving #4: You're never gonna score

You know you have a bad baseball team when #4: The team can seem to only score runs when the player up to bat is "beaned" and the bases are loaded.....that is if they ever manage to get the bases loaded.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Crowd Participation Comment #1

Crowd Participation Comment #1:
dawgbones said...

How about:You know you have a bad baseball team when: When your Pitcher's uniform consists of a yellow shirt with a single black zig-zag stripe around the bottom!

Friday, February 25, 2011

Now serving #3

You know you have a bad baseball team when #3: When Lindsay Lohan is the team mascot.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Now serving #2

You know you have a bad baseball team when: #2: The team's bat boy who works for free has a higher batting average than those of the players whom you pay to play!

Finally I have escaped!!!

It is with great pleasure that I can say that I have finally escaped from the ever so powerful and clutching mind of the "Big Kahuna" and now I am determined to create something that is going to be so annoying and yet so true.... "You know you have a bad baseball team when"

I know how much the "Big Kahuna" loves baseball ( I know....I was inside of him) and I know how it saddens him to see how some of the MLB teams seem to have little success and no championship pennants while some of the MLB teams minor league farm teams are winning championships pennants and having so much success. Basically what we're looking here for folks are signs of a bad ball team.

You know you have a bad baseball team when: #1. Your team's signals are so bad that Helen Keller steals them.