"What's that Timmy? You say you're 5/5 at batting in the first inning!"

You know you have a bad baseball team when: You're losing 24-0 after the first half of the first inning! I guess Al Travers can relate to that one in a way.

R.I.P. Yewri Guillen

Washington Nationals Shortstop Prospect 18 year old Yewri Guillen was laid to rest on Saturday (4/16/2011) due to succumbing  to a strain of bacterial meningitis while playing at the Washington Nationals baseball academy in the Dominican Republic. 18 is much too young. My heart, thoughts, and prayers go out to his family in this time of loss. You are safe at home now Yewri in the arms of the Angels.

"And it bounces off of his head and over the wall!"

You know you have a bad baseball team when: Jose Canseco is hired to be the team manager and a backup player.