Monday, December 31, 2012
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
You know you have a bad team when: Your team is so bad that they remind you of a laxative with a warning label that says, "be seated before using" because of all of the crap that's about to come out!
Thursday, August 2, 2012
You know you have a bad baseball team when: A little league ball player comes over to his coach and asks if he can tell him a joke. The conversation goes like this: Ball player: "Coach, what does the Chicago Cubs and Penn State football have in common?" Coach: "I dunno little Jimmy.....what?" Ballplayer: "The Chicago Cubs and PSU will not being seeing the Post Season any time soon."
Monday, July 23, 2012
You know you have a bad baseball team when: It's player photo opportunity day at the ballpark where you can shake hands with your favorite ballplayer and get a picture taken with them. However things don't look so promising for the ballplayers when all the fans want their picture taken with the team mascot instead of the ballplayers!
Friday, July 6, 2012
You know you have a bad baseball team when: Home team announcers make these kind of remarks- What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No Cubs. ~Harry Caray
Thursday, April 26, 2012
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BAD BASEBALL TEAM WHEN: You've made that blockbuster trade to finally get that type of all star caliber powerful player that your team so badly needs. Then a few weeks later the Judge at his trial looks at you and says, "He'll be serving two to four years in the State Penitentiary. Don't worry though as he'll be able to chase plenty of "foul" balls then."