Tony Romo threw the ball and it.......and it....ouch!

You know you have a bad team when: Tony Romo throws a simple floater and it still gets intercepted. Tony just loves to choke at playoff time.

Gripe, Moan, Groan, and then wipe.

You know you have a bad team when: Your team is so bad that they remind you of a laxative with a warning label that says, "be seated before using" because of all of the crap that's about to come out!

Chicago Cubs and PSU......together......in Harmony!

You know you have a bad baseball team when: A little league ball player comes over to his coach and asks if he can tell him a joke. The conversation goes like this: Ball player: "Coach, what does the Chicago Cubs and Penn State football have in common?" Coach: "I dunno little Jimmy.....what?" Ballplayer: "The Chicago Cubs and PSU will not being seeing the Post Season any time soon."

Take my picture or shake my hand!

You know you have a bad baseball team when: It's player photo opportunity day at the ballpark where you can shake hands with your favorite ballplayer and get a picture taken with them. However things don't look so promising for the ballplayers when all the fans want their picture taken with the team mascot instead of the ballplayers!

And the CHICAGO CUBS win.......eh.....or something

You know you have a bad baseball team when: Home team announcers make these kind of remarks- What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series?  No Cubs.  ~Harry Caray

But your Honor.......I did not know it was illegal

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BAD BASEBALL TEAM WHEN:  You've made that blockbuster trade to finally get that type of all star caliber powerful player that your team so badly needs. Then a few weeks later the Judge at his trial looks at you and says, "He'll be serving two to four years in the State Penitentiary. Don't worry though as he'll be able to chase plenty of "foul" balls then."

"Excuse me sir but you dropped your balls"

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BAD BASEBALL TEAM WHEN: The players from last year's team report to spring training and over half the players had a sex change in the off-season.